Sunday, January 03, 2010

For Anonymous

What kind of cheese is not your cheese?
Nacho Cheese

What month has 28 days?
All of them

What does a cat have that no other cat has?
Kittens

What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows

What can honk without a horn?
A goose

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
AN elephant shadow

4 comments:

Innocent Observer said...

No no no. The little boy comes home with a wheel of cheese and tells his mother, it's Nacho Cheese. She asks how he knows, and he tells her that a man chased him out of the market yelling, "Hey kid, that's Nacho Cheese! That's Nacho Cheese!"

Jennie said...

Nice!

Tudu said...

I like your better.

Robyn said...

i always say it as:

what do you call someone else's cheese?

nacho cheese!