What kind of cheese is not your cheese?
Nacho Cheese
What month has 28 days?
All of them
What does a cat have that no other cat has?
Kittens
What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows
What can honk without a horn?
A goose
What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
AN elephant shadow
No no no. The little boy comes home with a wheel of cheese and tells his mother, it's Nacho Cheese. She asks how he knows, and he tells her that a man chased him out of the market yelling, "Hey kid, that's Nacho Cheese! That's Nacho Cheese!"
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ReplyDeletewhat do you call someone else's cheese?
nacho cheese!